Break a Leg is the fourth mission in the mod.


  • Find a vehicle
  • Pick up Trey
  • Drive him to the hospital


Lis walks up to Trey's house and finds Trey standing on the Roof, fiddling at the attic window of his house. Lis calls up to him, which gets his attention

Lis: Hey, Trey!

Trey: Oh, hey Lis!

Lis: Uh...hey.

Trey: Yeah. How goes it?

Lis: I was gonna ask you something...but...what're you doing up there?

Trey: see, it's kind of a long story-  

Lis: I've got time.

Lis crosses her arms as Trey continues to speak

Trey: Right, well, I heard online that the CIA is keeping drones at the air force base in Minot to spy on people, so I bought all this tin foil from the store, right? I was gonna glue it to the roof here so like, if a drone flies overhead, the sun'll reflect off the tin foil and burn up the drone when it pointed it's camera on it, but it turns out I left my glue inside, so I was gonna go down and get it and, well, I kinda locked myself out of my house.

Lis: Ha, dummkopf. *Idiot*

Trey: Yeah, I'm a "dummkopf", whatever the fuck it is.

Lis: Right...stay there, I'll find a ladder-

Trey: No, no, don't get a ladder. I'll jump down.

Lis: Ho...hold up. You're gonna jump down?

Trey: Fuck yeah! Real ninjas do that all the time, and I'm a ninja-

Lis: No, you're a conspiracy theorist who watched too many movies.

Trey: What?

Lis: Nothing. Look, just stay there, I'll get a ladder, you can climb down-

Trey: No, I'll jump down and land on both my feet! Hell, I might even do a barrel roll while I'm at it-

Lis: *Interrupting Trey* No-Trey, no. You're gonna break your legs or something-

Trey: No I won't-

Lis: Yes you will.

Trey: Watch me.

Trey jumps off the roof and ends up falling onto the front lawn. Trey screams in pain as Lis casually walks over to him and kneels over next to him

Lis: What's the matter, broke your legs?

Trey: ankle's twisted...fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Lis: Told you-

Trey: Fuck that!

Lis: Need a ride to the hospital?

Trey: Yeah, sure.

The player gains control of Lis. The player is instructed to find a vehicle

The player finds a vehicle. After finding a vehicle, the player is instructed to pick up Trey, who limps over to the vehicle

Trey enters the vehicle. The player is then instructed to drive to the hospital. During the drive, a conversation erupts

Lis: That was really fucking stupid-

Trey: It wasn't stupid!

Lis: You jumped off the roof after I offered to get you a ladder. If anything, it's your own damn fault-

Trey: Of course it's my own fault. I didn't practice enough.

Lis: If you want to jump off shit, get a...uh...zipline, or a parachute-

Trey: I don't need no parachute. Because I'm a fucking ninja!

Lis: You're not a ninja-

Trey: Don't question the way of the ninja. I am a ninja! I am a walker of the shadows! A warrior of the night! I can karate chop you head in and smoke your life like a cigar-

Lis: *Laughs* When you get your heads out of the clouds, I'll be right here on Earth.

The player arrives at the hospital. Upon arrival, a short cutscene occurs

Lis and Trey are sitting in the parked vehicle

Lis: You want me to go in there, make sure you check yourself in okay?

Trey: Thanks, but no thanks, Lis. If I can get something hooked up from my roof to the basement, I'm sure I can check myself in. Later on, amigo.

Trey exits the vehicle and limps into the hospital as Lis calls out to him

Lis: But you can't even remember to find a way down once you get up!

Mission Passed