1981 Ford Escort

Christopher Columbus was known for sailing around the Atlantic and finding the new world. That being said, you'll be lucky if you can make it to the shop around the corner in this fine piece of machinery built by disgruntled factory workers on strike in the 1980's. Confused? Exactly.

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