1989 Dodge Aries K

We know commuting isn't fun, sitting in your car on the beltway for hours in bumper-to-bumper traffic with 80's pop music playing on the radio, constantly paranoid about the fact that while you're at your 9-5 office job, your wife is having an affair with the pool boy. At least with a car this sturdy, you'll have less of a reason to go on a shooting spree from your cubicle.