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When aiming gunEdit

  • What, do I amuse you?
  • I play "Motor Vehicle Theft", I know all about these.
  • I'll rip your head off!
  • I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
  • You're why we can't have nice things!
  • I'll send you home in a fucking jar!
  • You're going home in a bodybag!
  • I'm going to break you!
  • I'll break you dead!
  • Ich werde dich tot zu brechen! (I'll break you dead)
  • Schauen Sie sich meine Waffe! (Check out my gun!)
  • Sie glaube nicht, dass ich die Bälle, tun Sie? (You don't think I have the balls, do you?)

When killing somebodyEdit

  • Who the fuck do you think I am!?
  • You're a dead motherfucker, now!
  • You're halfway to hell, amigo!
  • Bang Bang! *Laughs*
  • Brutal! *Laughs*
  • Fuck yo life, nigga!
  • Just as planned!
  • You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!
  • Guns don't kill people, I do!
  • You just lost the game!
  • Bruchstelle! (Breaking point!)
  • Wer zum Teufel denkst du, ich bin!? (Who the hell do you think I am!?)
  • Guns töten nicht Leute, ich will! (Guns don't kill people, I do!)
  • Die zweimal, Fotze! (Die twice, cunt!)

CarjackingEdit

  • Cars are my favorite cars!
  • Sorry, I just don't want to walk today.
  • Take a cab!
  • Why do you think we have cabs?
  • I blame this on society. Get out!
  • What's my excuse? Saw it in a game.
  • Just like "Motor Vehicle Theft"!
  • Quit bitching and get out!
  • I've got a great idea! Lock your doors!
  • Hey, can I drive too? Thanks!
  • Can I borrow this? I'll bring it back, don't worry.
  • Dies ist nun mein Auto!  (This is my car now!)
  • Beweg deinen Arsch hier raus! (Get your ass out of here!)
  • Ich bin Kapitän dieses Schiffes jetzt!  (I'm Captain of this ship now!)

Crashes CarEdit

  • Cuntsmack!
  • Dogfucker!
  • Maggot-shit!
  • You hit my car, you fucking knob you!
  • Watch the fucking car, cunt!
  • You don't see me driving!?
  • Yield, fucker!
  • Watch the road, amigo!
  • Your fault!
  • How much was your license!
  • Who let you off the short bus!?
  • Who let you out of the 'tard home!?
  • Alles ist kaputt! (Everything's Broken!)
  • Alles ist kaputt, Schwuchtel! (Everything's broken, faggot!)
  • Es ist gebrochen! (You broke it!)
  • Sehen Sie sich das Auto! (Watch the car!)
  • Hey, Fotze! (Hey, cunt!)
  • Ihre Schuld! (Your fault!)

Runs somebody overEdit

  • Holy crap!
  • Look both ways!
  • Is that your shoe?
  • Motherfucking jaywalker!
  • This is just like the games!
  • Not even the sidewalks are safe!
  • You'll be feeling that in the morning, sorry fucker.
  • Beobachten Sie die Straße, Schwuchtel! (Watch the road, fagot!)
  • Wie können Sie mich nicht kommen sehen? (How can you not see me coming!?)
  • Bleiben Sie weg von der Straße! (Stay off the road!)
  • Ihr Schuh kam off! (Your shoe came off!)
  • Heilige Scheiße! (Holy shit!)

Low StaminaEdit

  • I should've paid more attention in gym class!
  • Fuck me for skipping gym class!
  • I'm not made for this!
  • Push it, Seiler!
  • Push it Lis, you fucking fuck!
  • My heart feels like it's gonna blow up!
  • Heart, don't fail me now!

Melee FightingEdit

  • I can dance all day! I can dance all day!
  • Come on! Let's dance!
  • Come at me!
  • I'll kick your ass, amigo!
  • Gabber for life, you motherfucker!
  • Come on-come on-come on, motherfucker!
  • I will break you dead!
  • I've played "Motor Vehicle Theft", I got this!
  • Test me! Fucking test me!
  • You pissed off the wrong gabber!
  • Kommen Sie auf mich! (Come at me!)
  • Komm, Fotze! (Come on, cunt!)
  • Ein Treffer-Combo, zwei Hit-Combo, drei Treffer-Kombo! (One hit combo, two hit combo, three hit combo!)

Taunting PoliceEdit

  • Come at me, fuckers!
  • Come at me, bro!
  •  *Teasing Tone* Catch me if you can!
  •  *Teasing Tone* Don't you want me? Come get me!
  • I'm innocent!
  • Do you guys catch any criminals, or do you just run around like schmucks?
  • Verrückte verzögern! (Crazy Retard!)
  • Ich bin unschuldig! (I'm innocent!)
  • Fick dich und deine Freunde! (Fuck you and your friends!)
  • Du bist ein verdammter Witz! (You're a fucking joke!)
  • Fick die Polizei! (Fuck the police!)
  • Polizei-Brutalität! (Police brutality!)

When ArrestedEdit

  • Shit for brain pigs!
  • Got anything else you want to pin me on?
  • Isn't there some terrorists that need catching?
  • I'll take you all down, motherfuckers!
  • So what, you're profiling ravers now?
  • Good job, pig! Who're you profiling this time?
  • Fotze! (Cunt!)
  • Verdammt! (Goddamnit!)
  • Fick dich und deine Polizei! (Fuck you and your cops!)
  • Stopp-Profiling und etwas Sinnvolles tun! (Stop profiling and do something useful!)

Insulting PeopleEdit

  • Ball grabbing circus monkey!
  • My arm doesn't go that far into my ass for me to give a shit about you!
  • I've got more fingers than you've got brain cells!
  • Go take a long walk off a short pier!
  • You deformed offspring of a buttfucked whore!
  • Now I understand why some mammals eat their newborn!
  • You know, with all the men your mother sees, I'm surprised none of them molested you yet!
  • You wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia, would you? You look inbred as fuck!
  • You'll never be half the man your mother was!
  • I pray that you asphyxiate on your own vomit in front of your children at a Crosby, Stills, & Nash tribute band concert!
  • I hope your father gets gang raped, so every time you look at him, you'll only see a sliver of the respect you once had for him!
  • You're so jelly, if I had some peanut butter, we'd have a sandwich!
  • I hope you get run over by a semi truck driven by a blind amputee on meth!
  • You should've been aborted with a rusty coathanger!
  • I'll rip out your tounge and jump rope with it!

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