When aiming gunEdit
- I play "Motor Vehicle Theft", I know all about these.
- I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
- You're why we can't have nice things!
- I'll send you home in a fucking jar!
- You're going home in a bodybag!
- Ich werde dich tot zu brechen! (I'll break you dead)
- Schauen Sie sich meine Waffe! (Check out my gun!)
- Sie glaube nicht, dass ich die Bälle, tun Sie? (You don't think I have the balls, do you?)
When killing somebodyEdit
- Who the fuck do you think I am!?
- You're a dead motherfucker, now!
- You're halfway to hell, amigo!
- You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter"!
- Guns don't kill people, I do!
- Bruchstelle! (Breaking point!)
- Wer zum Teufel denkst du, ich bin!? (Who the hell do you think I am!?)
- Guns töten nicht Leute, ich will! (Guns don't kill people, I do!)
- Die zweimal, Fotze! (Die twice, cunt!)
- Cars are my favorite cars!
- Sorry, I just don't want to walk today.
- Why do you think we have cabs?
- I blame this on society. Get out!
- What's my excuse? Saw it in a game.
- Just like "Motor Vehicle Theft"!
- Quit bitching and get out!
- I've got a great idea! Lock your doors!
- Hey, can I drive too? Thanks!
- Can I borrow this? I'll bring it back, don't worry.
- Dies ist nun mein Auto! (This is my car now!)
- Beweg deinen Arsch hier raus! (Get your ass out of here!)
- Ich bin Kapitän dieses Schiffes jetzt! (I'm Captain of this ship now!)
- You hit my car, you fucking knob you!
- Watch the fucking car, cunt!
- You don't see me driving!?
- How much was your license!
- Who let you off the short bus!?
- Who let you out of the 'tard home!?
- Alles ist kaputt! (Everything's Broken!)
- Alles ist kaputt, Schwuchtel! (Everything's broken, faggot!)
- Es ist gebrochen! (You broke it!)
- Sehen Sie sich das Auto! (Watch the car!)
- Ihre Schuld! (Your fault!)
Runs somebody overEdit
- This is just like the games!
- Not even the sidewalks are safe!
- You'll be feeling that in the morning, sorry fucker.
- Beobachten Sie die Straße, Schwuchtel! (Watch the road, fagot!)
- Wie können Sie mich nicht kommen sehen? (How can you not see me coming!?)
- Bleiben Sie weg von der Straße! (Stay off the road!)
- Ihr Schuh kam off! (Your shoe came off!)
- Heilige Scheiße! (Holy shit!)
- I should've paid more attention in gym class!
- Fuck me for skipping gym class!
- Push it Lis, you fucking fuck!
- My heart feels like it's gonna blow up!
- Heart, don't fail me now!
- I can dance all day! I can dance all day!
- I'll kick your ass, amigo!
- Gabber for life, you motherfucker!
- Come on-come on-come on, motherfucker!
- I've played "Motor Vehicle Theft", I got this!
- Test me! Fucking test me!
- You pissed off the wrong gabber!
- Kommen Sie auf mich! (Come at me!)
- Komm, Fotze! (Come on, cunt!)
- Ein Treffer-Combo, zwei Hit-Combo, drei Treffer-Kombo! (One hit combo, two hit combo, three hit combo!)
- *Teasing Tone* Catch me if you can!
- *Teasing Tone* Don't you want me? Come get me!
- Do you guys catch any criminals, or do you just run around like schmucks?
- Verrückte verzögern! (Crazy Retard!)
- Ich bin unschuldig! (I'm innocent!)
- Fick dich und deine Freunde! (Fuck you and your friends!)
- Du bist ein verdammter Witz! (You're a fucking joke!)
- Fick die Polizei! (Fuck the police!)
- Polizei-Brutalität! (Police brutality!)
- Got anything else you want to pin me on?
- Isn't there some terrorists that need catching?
- I'll take you all down, motherfuckers!
- So what, you're profiling ravers now?
- Good job, pig! Who're you profiling this time?
- Fick dich und deine Polizei! (Fuck you and your cops!)
- Stopp-Profiling und etwas Sinnvolles tun! (Stop profiling and do something useful!)
- Ball grabbing circus monkey!
- My arm doesn't go that far into my ass for me to give a shit about you!
- I've got more fingers than you've got brain cells!
- Go take a long walk off a short pier!
- You deformed offspring of a buttfucked whore!
- Now I understand why some mammals eat their newborn!
- You know, with all the men your mother sees, I'm surprised none of them molested you yet!
- You wouldn't happen to be from West Virginia, would you? You look inbred as fuck!
- You'll never be half the man your mother was!
- I pray that you asphyxiate on your own vomit in front of your children at a Crosby, Stills, & Nash tribute band concert!
- I hope your father gets gang raped, so every time you look at him, you'll only see a sliver of the respect you once had for him!
- You're so jelly, if I had some peanut butter, we'd have a sandwich!
- I hope you get run over by a semi truck driven by a blind amputee on meth!
- You should've been aborted with a rusty coathanger!
- I'll rip out your tounge and jump rope with it!
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